Tuesday, December 14, 2004
| Holiday Haikus
I thought I would shift gears today and cheer up this website with some perfectly clever holiday haikus. As you should remember from your middle school training, a Haiku consists of 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line, and (again) 5 syllables in the third line. Por ejemplo: Test test test test test Test test test test test test test Test test test test test Now, let’s get started boner. Ashlee Simpson sucks A big fat hairy ball sack Your jig is played out. Santa is for kids Wishing and dreaming of toys Slap their face instead. I pick a booger I wipe it on you and laugh It crusts and falls off. I love my men big Covered in muscle and dick Jizz on my hot face. I feel bad sometimes Thinking of Martha Stewart Christmas behind bars. I feel glad sometimes Thinking of Martha Stewart Playing with jail dykes. Avril Lavigne screams To get her lame points across Laryngitis please. This holiday, smile Bring joy to someone special Or shit in their mouth. Standing tippy toes Hanging the Christmas angel Jesus is my Lord. (slipped that one in!) Climb down the chimney Looking for cookies to eat This haiku bores me. This is the last one Go out and have lots of fun Eating girls giners. Hope you enjoyed them! Feel free to write your own, k? Be back soon my friends. Peace! |
